La vie trépidante de ph@Zer » Humour http://blog.phazer.be Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:55:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Citation du jour http://blog.phazer.be/2007/10/28/citation-du-jour/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/10/28/citation-du-jour/#comments Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:53:09 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/10/28/citation-du-jour/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
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"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
"+message_error_web; } else { message += message_error_web; } if(haut_mess_form == true) { $("#message_error").css("display","block"); $("#message_error").html(message); } } $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 800); return valid; }); }); Je ne sais pas où j’ai mal, mais j’ai mal ! (Sophie R. de Bruxelles)]]> DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
"; valid = false; } else { $("#message_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_message").css("color",""); $("#message_input").next().text(""); tab_error[5] = ""; }if($("#cispm_input_caseacocher").attr("checked") == false) { $("#texte_cocher").css("color","red");message_error_coche = "Veuillez cocher la case"; valid = false; } else { $("#texte_cocher").css("color",""); message_error_coche = ""; }haut_mess_form = false; if(valid == false) { $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 100); var message = "Veuillez renseigner le(s) champs: "; for (var i=0; i < tab_error.length; ++i) { if(tab_error[i] != "") { message += tab_error[i]+", "; } } message = message.substring(0, message.length-2); var espace_coche = ""; if(message_error_mail != "") { message += message_error_mail; espace_coche = "
"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
"+message_error_web; } else { message += message_error_web; } if(haut_mess_form == true) { $("#message_error").css("display","block"); $("#message_error").html(message); } } $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 800); return valid; }); });

Je ne sais pas où j’ai mal, mais j’ai mal ! (Sophie R. de Bruxelles)

]]> http://blog.phazer.be/2007/10/28/citation-du-jour/feed/ 3 On a retrouvé Candeloro … http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/28/on-a-retrouve-candeloro/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/28/on-a-retrouve-candeloro/#comments Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:19:46 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/28/on-a-retrouve-candeloro/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
"; valid = false; } else { $("#message_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_message").css("color",""); $("#message_input").next().text(""); tab_error[5] = ""; }if($("#cispm_input_caseacocher").attr("checked") == false) { $("#texte_cocher").css("color","red");message_error_coche = "Veuillez cocher la case"; valid = false; } else { $("#texte_cocher").css("color",""); message_error_coche = ""; }haut_mess_form = false; if(valid == false) { $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 100); var message = "Veuillez renseigner le(s) champs: "; for (var i=0; i < tab_error.length; ++i) { if(tab_error[i] != "") { message += tab_error[i]+", "; } } message = message.substring(0, message.length-2); var espace_coche = ""; if(message_error_mail != "") { message += message_error_mail; espace_coche = "
"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
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"+message_error_web; } else { message += message_error_web; } if(haut_mess_form == true) { $("#message_error").css("display","block"); $("#message_error").html(message); } } $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 800); return valid; }); });

Oui je sais, c’est pas gentil … pour le gorille ! :twisted:

]]> http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/28/on-a-retrouve-candeloro/feed/ 0 Les bons conseils de Mme Scarlet http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/13/les-bons-conseils-de-mme-scarlet/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/13/les-bons-conseils-de-mme-scarlet/#comments Mon, 13 Aug 2007 20:43:53 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/14/les-bons-conseils-de-mme-scarlet/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
"; valid = false; } else { $("#message_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_message").css("color",""); $("#message_input").next().text(""); tab_error[5] = ""; }if($("#cispm_input_caseacocher").attr("checked") == false) { $("#texte_cocher").css("color","red");message_error_coche = "Veuillez cocher la case"; valid = false; } else { $("#texte_cocher").css("color",""); message_error_coche = ""; }haut_mess_form = false; if(valid == false) { $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 100); var message = "Veuillez renseigner le(s) champs: "; for (var i=0; i < tab_error.length; ++i) { if(tab_error[i] != "") { message += tab_error[i]+", "; } } message = message.substring(0, message.length-2); var espace_coche = ""; if(message_error_mail != "") { message += message_error_mail; espace_coche = "
"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
"+message_error_web; } else { message += message_error_web; } if(haut_mess_form == true) { $("#message_error").css("display","block"); $("#message_error").html(message); } } $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 800); return valid; }); }); Il y a quelques jours, dans le e-magazine du mois d’aout que Scarlet (mon FAI adoré ) envoie par e-mail à tous ses abonnés, paraissait un article concernant la gestion des mots de passe. Si l’article en lui-même fait plutôt de la publicité pour des applications qui permettent la gestion des mots de passes, je [...]]]> DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
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"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
"+message_error_web; } else { message += message_error_web; } if(haut_mess_form == true) { $("#message_error").css("display","block"); $("#message_error").html(message); } } $("#formulaire_contact").animate({ backgroundColor: "#" }, 800); return valid; }); });

ScarletIl y a quelques jours, dans le e-magazine du mois d’aout que Scarlet (mon FAI adoré :wink: ) envoie par e-mail à tous ses abonnés, paraissait un article concernant la gestion des mots de passe. Si l’article en lui-même fait plutôt de la publicité pour des applications qui permettent la gestion des mots de passes, je pense qu’il serait également bon d’en retour, leur donner un autre bon conseil :

Chère Mme Scarlet,

Sachez que pour des raisons évidentes de sécurité, il est déconseillé de communiquer en clair le login ainsi que le password de vos abonnés dans leurs factures (qu’elles soient envoyées pas la Poste ou par e-mail) !

Merci d’avance, salutations sincères.

]]> http://blog.phazer.be/2007/08/13/les-bons-conseils-de-mme-scarlet/feed/ 0 Roulette russe http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/24/roulette-russe/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/24/roulette-russe/#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:39:41 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/24/162/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
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Christian PrudhommeEntendu ce soir à la télévision, commentaire de Christian Prudhomme, directeur du Tour de France, au sujet du contrôle positif de Vinokourov

… ils (les coureurs qui se dopent) jouent à la roulette russe, il faut qu’ils s’entrent ca dans la tête …

Non franchement je l’admire de garder un tel sens de l’humour dans des conditions pareilles. :twisted:

]]> http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/24/roulette-russe/feed/ 4 La définition de la semaine http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/la-definition-de-la-semaine/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/la-definition-de-la-semaine/#comments Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:48:22 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/la-definition-de-la-semaine/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
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"; } if(message_error_coche != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_coche; } if(message_error_question != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_question; } if(message_error_captcha != "") { message += espace_coche+message_error_captcha; } if(message_error_web != "" && message_error_mail != "") { message += "
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Un imposteur n.m. Personne de petite taille travaillant pour les services postaux.

]]> http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/la-definition-de-la-semaine/feed/ 1 C’est gentil de prévenir … http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/cest-gentil-de-prevenir/ http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/cest-gentil-de-prevenir/#comments Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:40:49 +0000 ph@Zэя http://blog.phazer.be/2007/07/04/cest-gentil-de-prevenir/ DD_roundies.addRule('div.arrondi', '15px'); jQuery(document).ready(function($){ $("#envoyer").click(function() { valid = true; var tab_error = new Array();var message_error_web='';var message_error_mail='';var haut_mess_form = true;message_error_coche='';message_error_question='';message_error_captcha='';tab_error[0] = "";tab_error[1] = ""; if($("#mail_input").val() == "") { $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");tab_error[2] = "Mail"; valid = false; } else if(!$("#mail_input").val().match(/^([a-z0-9_]|\-|\.)+@(([a-z0-9_]|\-)+\.)+[a-z]{2,7}$/)){ $("#mail_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_mail").css("color","#");$("#mail_input").next().text("");message_error_mail = "L'email entré n'est pas valide"; tab_error[2] = ""; valid = false; } else { $("#mail_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_mail").css("color",""); $("#mail_input").next().text(""); tab_error[2] = ""; message_error_mail = ""; }tab_error[3] = "";if($("#objet_input").val() == "") { $("#objet_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_objet").css("color","#");$("#objet_input").next().text("");tab_error[4] = "Objet"; valid = false; } else { $("#objet_input").css("background-color",""); $("#span_objet").css("color",""); $("#objet_input").next().text(""); tab_error[4] = ""; }if($("#message_input").val() == "") { $("#message_input").css("background-color","#"); $("#span_message").css("color","#");$("#message_input").next().text("");tab_error[5] = "Message
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Mis à part le fait que j’ai volontairement trafiqué les chiffres afin de préserver l’anonymat de la personne, chaque fois que je vois cette plaque, je ne peux m’empêcher de pouffer de rire (pour faire un vilain jeu de mots, je devrais dire « péter »). :twisted:

VPT

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